Friday, December 20, 2013
So me and my friend Bobby had to do a project on idioms. It was to create a parody of a song describing idioms, memorize it, then perform it. A bunch of people failed (especially the holy grail group). We made a hundred though! Here's our song:
Idiom Song
By Bobby and Jack
(Payphone by Maroon 5 feat. Wiz Khalifa)
Red-Bobby
Yellow-Jack
I’m stuck on a test trying to figure out what an idiom is. All of my learning is gone! What is an idiom?
Yeah! I know its hard to remember what an idiom is, but it’s easy as ABC. All you gotta do is put your mind to it! You say it’s too late to make it, but is it too late to try? And in that time that you wasted, everyone's done. But now i’ll tell you what an idiom is. It’s a word spoken, but don't take it literally!
I’m stuck on a test trying figure out what an idiom is. All of my learning is gone! Where has the learning gone? It’s gonna be a school of hard knocks. Where is the learning I spent?
Once we’re done with this, you and idioms will be the old school tie.
All those literate language is full of it. One more stupid literate saying i'll be sick.
You turn your back on literate language ‘cause it’s gonna be back to the basics. I gave you an idiom to learn and you just turned into a master! I dont expect you to be a bookworm and I dont expect you to be below average.
All my learning depends on you! If happy ever after did exist, I wouldn't still be on this test. All of this literate stuff is full of it. One more stupid literate saying i'll be sick.
Oooh...you cut class because you forgot what an idiom is. I gave an idiom to use and you turned into a master! I dont expect a copycat of me, but I dont expect a ‘C’. I know I said it before, but don't go to don’t waste your time.
Now I wasted my chances. You helped me out now I have to do it on my own! Still stuck in that time when you helped me out. But deep in my brain I know I can do it! I’m stuck on a test trying to figure out idiom is and all of my learning is gone! What is an idiom. Yo! I’ll never make a ‘100’! If happy ever after did exist, I wouldn't still be on this test! All those sayings are full of it. One more stupid saying i'll be sick! Now i’'m on test!
Man work this test. I’ll be waiting on you while you're sitting around wondering what an idiom is. Made it from the bottom now when you see me i'm at the top. Top of the grade book that is! Telling me you know what an idiom is or whatever you call it! You be counting noses of the people who are finished, but you still ain’t done! Dont need to crack a book, but you need to! Test. Ha! Had a really good year ‘till you met this ol’ test! So, you talk about who’s on the top or what you could have said. You! But sad to say it’s over for you! Oh! Really? Now you crank out the paper and pencil, but still when the teacher calls out on you, you draw a blank!
I'm at a test now. I’ve figured out what an idiom is! I finally know!
How about we decode some idioms with you! Lets use the ones from the song!
Like easy as ABC means its so easy like your ABC’s!
Yup!
Be a school of hard knocks meaning like its going to be really hard!Like this test!
When you the old school tie you tight as a tie!
And when we're back to the basics it means E-Z!
Bookworms read, read, read!
Below average means you aint doing your best!
Cut class means not doing it!
Ohh Yeah!
Copycats copy everything
Counting noses is like roll call!
Crack a book means you need to study!
Mmmm Hmmm!
When you crank out a pencil a paper it means you get into gear!
When you draw a blank you don't know what to say!
All I can say is A+!l
Friday, December 6, 2013
Monday, November 11, 2013
Thankfull For Minecraft
So as you know Thanksgiving is coming up and everybody asks the same question " What are you thankful for ?" before Minecraft people would say " My loving family" now people say Steve Jobs, Marcus "Notch" Perrson ( Creator of Minecraft ), and Bill Gates!
#Weirdtothemax
So this guy that lives next door and never says a word and wears the same clothes is really creeping me out. A couple of days ago he just stares at his lawn for 30 minutes and we keep hearing weird yelling and laughing noises coming from his window. Today I noticed one of my larger bows is missing. I go around back to get a ball and I notice its on his back porch with a white towel on it so obviously he took it. #Weirdtothemax
Justin Bieber
I tried to do that move that Justin Bieber does on the pool table in his music video of "Baby" on a low bed we have and guess what happened? I broke my finger!
Mr. Sathy
So I let my bangs grow out really long, everybody at school loved it then when I go to the barbershop to just get it thinned out she cuts all the bangs off I was speechless then I realize I have the same hairdresser as a 5th grade math and science teacher Mr. Sathy which doesn't really bother me considering he is one of the cool teachers! So I also looked up him on Google and figured out he is a famous author of the famous book: Attack of the Chicken Nugget Man! which makes sense because he always looks at the chicken nuggets in the lunch room funny. Its either that or why the chicken nuggets have mold. So anyways I click on a blog of his and for his occupation he puts this: I make kids LOL for a living ( I wonder what salary that brings in?).
Chicagos Most Wanted
Steve Bartman! Chicago's Most Wanted! ( I do feel bad for this man, and for the people who threw beer on him shame on you, shame on you! If you were in his seat you would have done the same!
Bows!
All the bows I made by hand!
I call this bow the " Big Daddy " biggest of my collection of course!
I call this bow the " Big Daddy " biggest of my collection of course!
Our Society Today!
When you pass GameStop at 1 in the morning and you see 15 tents outside and a bunch of teens showing each other their houses on Minecraft and saying " Ooh I just found the temple of Notch"! You ask yourself what has our society become?
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Ahhh, Yes Good Old Minecraft!
Most people would say whoever built this house is a genius, but I say they probably have nothing better to do with their life!
Love It!
This is not really a quote but I just love this phrase: "Soy Un Perdedor" which is Latin for I am a loser!
Saturday, November 9, 2013
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